Donnie the Conman(A Frosty the Snowman parody) Donnie the Conman Was a dark and miserable soul With a creepy stare and fake ass hair And three hundred pounds of poop Donnie the Conman Locked the children away in cages And no one was surprised when Before our eyes He turned into Hitler that day There … Continue reading Donnie the Conman (Frosty Parody)
You are not Pro-Life by Andres Diaz Copyright 2017 You're not Pro-Life You're only Pro-Birth Your lack of understanding Is a sad thing on Earth Every baby should be born You scream and shout But you don't want to help them Once they are out You don't want to pay For programs of health You … Continue reading You are not Pro-Life
An open poem to Donald Trump by Andres Diaz ©2020 You will not, will notGet my voteThat's what I saidThat's what I wroteA bigger traitor to AmericaWe've never hadWhen you're out of officeWe'll all be gladYou've destroyed this countryLike everything you touchYou want four more years?Let go of the clutchYou think you can winBy cheating … Continue reading An open poem to Donald Trump
Press Secretary Slanders by Andres Diaz Copyright 2019 Liar, liar Pants on fire Is this the career path That you desire At your podium Spreading your lies Your soulless cadaver Lady of the flies You spread the propaganda To everyone you meet Ignoring this important fact We all see through your deceit Your day of … Continue reading Press Secretary Slanders
The Hustling Bee by Andres Diaz Copyright 2017 The Hustling Bee has no compassion for the poor He knows of no kindness No tolerance No love But his faith in his Lord is strong He claims his Lord is Jesus Christ J.C. doesn't know him J.C. doesn't want to know him J.C. only talks to … Continue reading Mike Huckabee is a fake Christian!
Donnie the Conman(A Frosty the Snowman parody) Donnie the ConmanWas a dark and miserable soul With a creepy stare and fake ass hair And two thirty nine pounds of poop Donnie the ConmanLocked the children away in cages And no one was surprised when Before our eyes He turned into Hitler that day … Continue reading Donnie the Conman
(A 'Twas the night before Christmas parody) 'Twas the night before Christmas, when all thro' the White House Not a creature was tweeting, not even a louse; The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, In hopes that St. Vladimir soon would be there; The grifters were nestled all snug in their beds, While … Continue reading ‘Twas the night before Trumpmas
Save America by voting blue! Stop Trump now or we'll all be stuck in Nazi Germany! Brought to you by Andres Diaz, a proud member of, The Resistance! #theresistance #voteblue #vote #votebluetosaveamerica #stoptrump #stopgop #electionday #electionday2018
Treason Weasel By Andres Diaz Copyright 2018 The news is not fake Russia installed you as POTUS Everyone knows Hillary won Attacking anyone who exposes you Sick man pretending to care about others Only care about yourself No one likes you, they just use you We will all cheer when you are locked away Everyone … Continue reading Treason Weasel
The Bluegrass Obstructer by Andres Diaz Copyright 2017 The evil turtle comes out of its shell To make everyone's life a living Hell Hamstringing a President because he was black That old motherfucker is really quite whack He chooses party over country without regrets He has a whole state of constituents he forgets He lines … Continue reading #MoscowMitch is a S.O.B.!