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The Fiend is Gone by Andres Diaz ©2019 So I've saved you for last The demon from my past Child with no backbone You knew your plans were wrong But I was far too strong And you needed me to go away You badmouthed me to her You rancid cur And told her to stay... Continue Reading →
Who am I? by Andres Diaz ©2019 Do you know who the fuck I am? I'm the king of all I survey You're a lowly peasant Now get the fuck out of my way Your boyfriend was jealous of me He was always talking shit He wanted to be me But my mantle wouldn't fit... Continue Reading →
The Hustling Bee by Andres Diaz Copyright 2017 The Hustling Bee has no compassion for the poor He knows of no kindness No tolerance No love But his faith in his Lord is strong He claims his Lord is Jesus Christ J.C. doesn't know him J.C. doesn't want to know him J.C. only talks to... Continue Reading →
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The Bluegrass Obstructer by Andres Diaz Copyright 2017 The evil turtle comes out of its shell To make everyone's life a living Hell Hamstringing a President because he was black That old motherfucker is really quite whack He chooses party over country without regrets He has a whole state of constituents he forgets He lines... Continue Reading →
