It's been three years and there is still this unmitigated hatred for Rian Johnson and I just don't get it! Is it because Rian made a Star Wars movie that made you think? Is it because he made a Star Wars movie unlike the other movies that had come before? Is it because he introduced … Continue reading I’m so tired of toxic Star Wars fans.
My last poem for 2019 and boy, it's a doozy! 17 Years Ago... by Andres Diaz ©2019 17 years ago you stupid bitch You and your flunkies threw me in a ditch Your friends, your ex, your delusions, your mess I thought I was in love with you, I must confess You played with my … Continue reading 17 Years Ago…
Goth and Proud! by Andres Diaz ©2019 I'm not the day I am the night I'm the Goth guy That fills you with fright You think I should wear Blue jeans and country music tees You think wearing all black Is some kind of a disease I don't care about your misconceptions Or your fears … Continue reading Goth and Proud!
THE BIPHOBIC MORON by Andres Diaz ©2019 You short little bitch What's your glitch You look at me like I'm a leper Because I don't march to the beat of Sgt Hetero Pepper Bisexual people do exist We're not spectres in the mist You looked like you wanted to puke When I came out to … Continue reading The Biphobic Moron
ARE YOU SCARED YET? by Andres Diaz ©2019 Are you scared yet By the devil that you just met Now that you've prejudged me There's nothing left for you to see My inherent goodness is only an illusion Created by a paranoid delusion Forget all the good I've done in life You know I only … Continue reading ARE YOU SCARED YET?
The Fiend is Gone by Andres Diaz ©2019 So I've saved you for last The demon from my past Child with no backbone You knew your plans were wrong But I was far too strong And you needed me to go away You badmouthed me to her You rancid cur And told her to stay … Continue reading The Fiend is Gone
Who am I? by Andres Diaz ©2019 Do you know who the fuck I am? I'm the king of all I survey You're a lowly peasant Now get the fuck out of my way Your boyfriend was jealous of me He was always talking shit He wanted to be me But my mantle wouldn't fit … Continue reading Who am I?
The House on the Hill by Andres Diaz ©2017 The old dark house on the hill Casts a long shadow in the moonlight Long abandoned it silently watches The townspeople refuse to turn their eyes towards it They fear the evil they say still lingers there But they are unaware of the true evil The … Continue reading The House on the Hill
Old Mr. Robertson (A Parody) by Andres Diaz Copyright 2019 Old Mr. Robertson Hates them gays He hates them all And their fabulous ways He hates their style He hates their class He hates that no man Wants his wrinkly old ass He hates their pride He hates their flag He hates the paper cuts … Continue reading Old Mr. Robertson
The Hustling Bee by Andres Diaz Copyright 2017 The Hustling Bee has no compassion for the poor He knows of no kindness No tolerance No love But his faith in his Lord is strong He claims his Lord is Jesus Christ J.C. doesn't know him J.C. doesn't want to know him J.C. only talks to … Continue reading Mike Huckabee is a fake Christian!