The Ted Cruz Poemby Andres Diaz©2021 RafaelWhat the Hell?You self hating LatinoYou need to fucking goYou broke your oathTo the Constitution for growth?Growth in a party of evilWith tortures of the medievalConsorting with terrorist scumIs that the only way you can cum?You antagonized a mobFor an orange conman slobYou have the nerve to show your … Continue reading The Ted Cruz Poem
I’m so tired of toxic Star Wars fans.
It's been three years and there is still this unmitigated hatred for Rian Johnson and I just don't get it! Is it because Rian made a Star Wars movie that made you think? Is it because he made a Star Wars movie unlike the other movies that had come before? Is it because he introduced … Continue reading I’m so tired of toxic Star Wars fans.
An open poem to Donald Trump
An open poem to Donald Trump by Andres Diaz ©2020 You will not, will notGet my voteThat's what I saidThat's what I wroteA bigger traitor to AmericaWe've never hadWhen you're out of officeWe'll all be gladYou've destroyed this countryLike everything you touchYou want four more years?Let go of the clutchYou think you can winBy cheating … Continue reading An open poem to Donald Trump
Mike Huckabee is a fake Christian!
The Hustling Bee by Andres Diaz Copyright 2017 The Hustling Bee has no compassion for the poor He knows of no kindness No tolerance No love But his faith in his Lord is strong He claims his Lord is Jesus Christ J.C. doesn't know him J.C. doesn't want to know him J.C. only talks to … Continue reading Mike Huckabee is a fake Christian!
Donnie the Conman
Donnie the Conman(A Frosty the Snowman parody) Donnie the ConmanWas a dark and miserable soul With a creepy stare and fake ass hair And two thirty nine pounds of poop Donnie the ConmanLocked the children away in cages And no one was surprised when Before our eyes He turned into Hitler that day … Continue reading Donnie the Conman
‘Twas the night before Trumpmas
(A 'Twas the night before Christmas parody) 'Twas the night before Christmas, when all thro' the White House Not a creature was tweeting, not even a louse; The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, In hopes that St. Vladimir soon would be there; The grifters were nestled all snug in their beds, While … Continue reading ‘Twas the night before Trumpmas
It’s time to vote out the trash!
Save America by voting blue! Stop Trump now or we'll all be stuck in Nazi Germany! Brought to you by Andres Diaz, a proud member of, The Resistance! #theresistance #voteblue #vote #votebluetosaveamerica #stoptrump #stopgop #electionday #electionday2018
Treason Weasel
Treason Weasel By Andres Diaz Copyright 2018 The news is not fake Russia installed you as POTUS Everyone knows Hillary won Attacking anyone who exposes you Sick man pretending to care about others Only care about yourself No one likes you, they just use you We will all cheer when you are locked away Everyone … Continue reading Treason Weasel
F*** YOUR ENTITLMENT
Fuck your entitlement by Andres Diaz Copyright 2017 Forgetting you're just another cog in the machine Upset that you don't get your way Can't imagine the plight of others Kill anyone that doesn't live up to your standards Yelling until you get your way Obnoxious people that won't kow tow to you Ugly reminder of … Continue reading F*** YOUR ENTITLMENT
#MoscowMitch is a S.O.B.!
The Bluegrass Obstructer by Andres Diaz Copyright 2017 The evil turtle comes out of its shell To make everyone's life a living Hell Hamstringing a President because he was black That old motherfucker is really quite whack He chooses party over country without regrets He has a whole state of constituents he forgets He lines … Continue reading #MoscowMitch is a S.O.B.!
