The Ted Cruz Poem

The Ted Cruz Poemby Andres DiazĀ©2021 RafaelWhat the Hell?You self hating LatinoYou need to fucking goYou broke your oathTo the Constitution for growth?Growth in a party of evilWith tortures of the medievalConsorting with terrorist scumIs that the only way you can cum?You antagonized a mobFor an orange conman slobYou have the nerve to show your … Continue reading The Ted Cruz Poem

Donnie the Conman (Frosty Parody)

Donnie the Conman(A Frosty the Snowman parody) Donnie the Conman Was a dark and miserable soul With a creepy stare and fake ass hair And three hundred pounds of poop Donnie the Conman Locked the children away in cages And no one was surprised when Before our eyes He turned into Hitler that day There … Continue reading Donnie the Conman (Frosty Parody)