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I’m tired of you! (A poem)
I'm tired of you! by Andres Diaz ©2020 Roses are Red Violets are Blue You're an unempathetic bastard Fucking screw you You think the world revolves Around your bitter old ass Always wondering why You're the one that people pass You're a walking piece of shit That everyone hates Your wretched behavior On everyone's nerves... Continue Reading →
17 Years Ago…
My last poem for 2019 and boy, it's a doozy! 17 Years Ago... by Andres Diaz ©2019 17 years ago you stupid bitch You and your flunkies threw me in a ditch Your friends, your ex, your delusions, your mess I thought I was in love with you, I must confess You played with my... Continue Reading →
Some thoughts on The Last Jedi
I posted this to Twitter this morning, 11/28/19. #TheThingsImNotThankfulFor all the people bitching about #TheLastJedi and "how horrible it was" and "how it ruined #StarWars". I'm sick of all the hate being directed at #Disney, #KathleenKennedy and #RianJohnson. Were there things that could have been better? Yes, there could have been. But to go on... Continue Reading →
Silencio odio lleno de imbéciles
Nueva, Ocho, Siete, Seis Cinco, Quatro, Tres, Dos Uno y un Cero muy grande Esa cero muy grande es tu! Patas de odio perfora tu cadáver Tu bebida amarga es difícil de tragar Fuero de tu mundo de ignorancia Nadie piensa que eres especial Toma tus fiestas, toma tus actitud Toma tus cerebro de madera... Continue Reading →
A Favor For A Friend (Part Three)
A Favor For A Friend (Part Three) by Andres Diaz ©2019 As Inanna and Dr. Frankenstein drove towards the doctor's laboratory, Inanna turned to him and asked, "Can I ask you a possibly uncomfortable topic?" "Why they call me the Frankenstein monster?" Vincent asked. Inanna nodded her head. "I'm sure, reading books about me, or... Continue Reading →
Goth and Proud!
Goth and Proud! by Andres Diaz ©2019 I'm not the day I am the night I'm the Goth guy That fills you with fright You think I should wear Blue jeans and country music tees You think wearing all black Is some kind of a disease I don't care about your misconceptions Or your fears... Continue Reading →
WHY BOTHER?
WHY BOTHER? by Andres Diaz ©2019 Why bother to write When people's wallets are tight Their minds are closed To new ideas they may be exposed Why bother to write Words that don't reach light Words that make people think Are words from which people shrink I want to share my wisdom with all But... Continue Reading →
THE CONVERSATION
THE CONVERSATION by Andres Diaz ©2019 "Hey, bitch face, what's going on," Ezrey's voice came over the phone's speaker. "Not much skank ass," Kel responded. "Am I on speaker?" Ezrey asked. "Yeah," Kel answered. "I want my cat to hear how you verbally abuse me." "Well you tell him, next time he pukes in my... Continue Reading →
