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I’m tired of you! (A poem)

I'm tired of you! by Andres Diaz ©2020 Roses are Red Violets are Blue You're an unempathetic bastard Fucking screw you You think the world revolves Around your bitter old ass Always wondering why You're the one that people pass You're a walking piece of shit That everyone hates Your wretched behavior On everyone's nerves... Continue Reading →

17 Years Ago…

My last poem for 2019 and boy, it's a doozy! 17 Years Ago... by Andres Diaz ©2019 17 years ago you stupid bitch You and your flunkies threw me in a ditch Your friends, your ex, your delusions, your mess I thought I was in love with you, I must confess You played with my... Continue Reading →

A Favor For A Friend (Part Three)

A Favor For A Friend (Part Three) by Andres Diaz ©2019 As Inanna and Dr. Frankenstein drove towards the doctor's laboratory, Inanna turned to him and asked, "Can I ask you a possibly uncomfortable topic?" "Why they call me the Frankenstein monster?" Vincent asked. Inanna nodded her head. "I'm sure, reading books about me, or... Continue Reading →

Goth and Proud!

Goth and Proud! by Andres Diaz ©2019 I'm not the day I am the night I'm the Goth guy That fills you with fright You think I should wear Blue jeans and country music tees You think wearing all black Is some kind of a disease I don't care about your misconceptions Or your fears... Continue Reading →

THE CONVERSATION

THE CONVERSATION by Andres Diaz ©2019 "Hey, bitch face, what's going on," Ezrey's voice came over the phone's speaker. "Not much skank ass," Kel responded. "Am I on speaker?" Ezrey asked. "Yeah," Kel answered. "I want my cat to hear how you verbally abuse me." "Well you tell him, next time he pukes in my... Continue Reading →

I AM

I AM by Andres Diaz ©2019 I am transformation I am fire from ice I am the bright shadow I walk the sky and fly through the Earth I am male and female I am goddess and god I am neither here nor there I am everything and I am nothing I simply am.

Al Go Rhythm

(FAIR WARNING, IF YOU'RE OFFENDED BY SWEARING, HIT YOUR BACK BUTTON NOW) Al Go Rhythm by Andres Diaz ©2019 Beware the beat of Al Go Rhythm The tune that only some will hear The party never stops with Al Go Rhythm But he can stop your party mighty quick Unless you dance to the tune... Continue Reading →

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