A number of years ago, I was at a child's birthday party and they had Thomas the Tank Engine on the TV. After being subjected to multiple episodes I came to realize that I've been fortunate to not have a job as stressful as a train engineer from Thomas the Tank Engine. Can you imagine … Continue reading The truth about Thomas the Tank Engine
Donnie the Conman (Frosty Parody)
Donnie the Conman(A Frosty the Snowman parody) Donnie the Conman Was a dark and miserable soul With a creepy stare and fake ass hair And three hundred pounds of poop Donnie the Conman Locked the children away in cages And no one was surprised when Before our eyes He turned into Hitler that day There … Continue reading Donnie the Conman (Frosty Parody)
Old Mr. Robertson
Old Mr. Robertson (A Parody) by Andres Diaz Copyright 2019 Old Mr. Robertson Hates them gays He hates them all And their fabulous ways He hates their style He hates their class He hates that no man Wants his wrinkly old ass He hates their pride He hates their flag He hates the paper cuts … Continue reading Old Mr. Robertson
Donnie the Conman
Donnie the Conman(A Frosty the Snowman parody) Donnie the ConmanWas a dark and miserable soul With a creepy stare and fake ass hair And two thirty nine pounds of poop Donnie the ConmanLocked the children away in cages And no one was surprised when Before our eyes He turned into Hitler that day … Continue reading Donnie the Conman