The truth about Thomas the Tank Engine

A number of years ago, I was at a child's birthday party and they had Thomas the Tank Engine on the TV. After being subjected to multiple episodes I came to realize that I've been fortunate to not have a job as stressful as a train engineer from Thomas the Tank Engine. Can you imagine … Continue reading The truth about Thomas the Tank Engine

Donnie the Conman (Frosty Parody)

Donnie the Conman(A Frosty the Snowman parody) Donnie the Conman Was a dark and miserable soul With a creepy stare and fake ass hair And three hundred pounds of poop Donnie the Conman Locked the children away in cages And no one was surprised when Before our eyes He turned into Hitler that day There … Continue reading Donnie the Conman (Frosty Parody)