All around the orange groveby Andres Diaz ©2021 All around the orange groveThe black hole grows and growsElectric blue thunder wakes up vermilion skiesThe panel is missing its eclectic bark All around the orange groveThe nightmare grows and growsRushing the penicillinThe curriculum is ecstatic All around the orange groveLeave it to the toothy woodland creatureA … Continue reading All around the orange grove
The Ted Cruz Poemby Andres Diaz©2021 RafaelWhat the Hell?You self hating LatinoYou need to fucking goYou broke your oathTo the Constitution for growth?Growth in a party of evilWith tortures of the medievalConsorting with terrorist scumIs that the only way you can cum?You antagonized a mobFor an orange conman slobYou have the nerve to show your … Continue reading The Ted Cruz Poem
Breaking News! You can now buy my books from Google Play Books! Four books are available, which are: Otronaut, The Place of Small Pines, The Last Corpse on the Left and Showdown at Starbase Zero. I am still selling my books on Kobo, as well as my Payhip store, where the majority of my products … Continue reading Buy Andres’ books from Google Play!
A Happy and Blessed Winter Solstice to all my fellow witches and pagans who celebrate it! I found an article that can help you learn about this holiday. https://religionnews.com/2020/12/19/yule-traditions-new-and-old-wish-good-riddance-to-2020-at-the-winter-solstice/ I've been Pagan/ Witch for about 20 years now. I don't talk about it as much as I do other things. Maybe it's time I start.
Below is an excerpt from Strangers from the Sky: A Medlow Staur adventure by Andres Diaz Copyright 2018, 2019 All rights reserved. My next step was to look for what I needed most, clothing and supplies. There was a sign over one of the doors in seven languages. I was able to translate one of … Continue reading Free Preview of a great short story!
Below is an excerpt from Strangers from the Sky: A Medlow Staur adventure by Andres Diaz Copyright 2018, 2019 All rights reserved. My next step was to look for what I needed most, clothing and supplies. There was a sign over one of the doors in seven languages. I was able to translate one of … Continue reading Happy Thanksgiving 2020!
Disney didn't ruin Star Wars by Andres Diaz ©2020 Disney didn't ruin Star Wars You pathetic fuck No one is firing Kathleen Kennedy Oh, doesn't that just fucking suck? Luke Skywalker isn't God He's a character in fiction Stop strapping your happiness to him Do you understand my diction? Women and minorities exist We deserve … Continue reading Disney didn’t ruin Star Wars
I'm tired of you! by Andres Diaz ©2020 Roses are Red Violets are Blue You're an unempathetic bastard Fucking screw you You think the world revolves Around your bitter old ass Always wondering why You're the one that people pass You're a walking piece of shit That everyone hates Your wretched behavior On everyone's nerves … Continue reading I’m tired of you! (A poem)
My last poem for 2019 and boy, it's a doozy! 17 Years Ago... by Andres Diaz ©2019 17 years ago you stupid bitch You and your flunkies threw me in a ditch Your friends, your ex, your delusions, your mess I thought I was in love with you, I must confess You played with my … Continue reading 17 Years Ago…
Nueva, Ocho, Siete, Seis Cinco, Quatro, Tres, Dos Uno y un Cero muy grande Esa cero muy grande es tu! Patas de odio perfora tu cadáver Tu bebida amarga es difícil de tragar Fuero de tu mundo de ignorancia Nadie piensa que eres especial Toma tus fiestas, toma tus actitud Toma tus cerebro de madera … Continue reading Silencio odio lleno de imbéciles