A wise businessman once said to his student, "A good leader defecates responsibility." His student replied, "Don't you mean delegate?" The businessman answered, "No, I mean defecate. Where do you think shitty ideas come from?"
You’re in the wrong castle by Andres Diaz Copyright 2017 In the castle you run You find no place to hide They’re breathing down your neck The ghosts of those that died You shouldn’t have gone into the dungeon The monsters have come out to play Rattling chains and scraping tools Your flesh they want... Continue Reading →
Old Mr. Robertson (A Parody) by Andres Diaz Copyright 2019 Old Mr. Robertson Hates them gays He hates them all And their fabulous ways He hates their style He hates their class He hates that no man Wants his wrinkly old ass He hates their pride He hates their flag He hates the paper cuts... Continue Reading →
Press Secretary Slanders by Andres Diaz Copyright 2019 Liar, liar Pants on fire Is this the career path That you desire At your podium Spreading your lies Your soulless cadaver Lady of the flies You spread the propaganda To everyone you meet Ignoring this important fact We all see through your deceit Your day of... Continue Reading →
The Hustling Bee by Andres Diaz Copyright 2017 The Hustling Bee has no compassion for the poor He knows of no kindness No tolerance No love But his faith in his Lord is strong He claims his Lord is Jesus Christ J.C. doesn't know him J.C. doesn't want to know him J.C. only talks to... Continue Reading →