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Emperor Palpatine and the Rule of Two
So, another Star Wars themed post talking about the Sith and the Rule of Two. In The Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi, both Emperor Palpatine and Darth Vader are in agreement to turn Luke Skywalker to the Dark Side. Now whether this means to make him a Dark Jedi, like an Inquisitor... Continue Reading →
I’m tired of you! (A poem)
I'm tired of you! by Andres Diaz ©2020 Roses are Red Violets are Blue You're an unempathetic bastard Fucking screw you You think the world revolves Around your bitter old ass Always wondering why You're the one that people pass You're a walking piece of shit That everyone hates Your wretched behavior On everyone's nerves... Continue Reading →
17 Years Ago…
My last poem for 2019 and boy, it's a doozy! 17 Years Ago... by Andres Diaz ©2019 17 years ago you stupid bitch You and your flunkies threw me in a ditch Your friends, your ex, your delusions, your mess I thought I was in love with you, I must confess You played with my... Continue Reading →
Some thoughts on The Last Jedi
I posted this to Twitter this morning, 11/28/19. #TheThingsImNotThankfulFor all the people bitching about #TheLastJedi and "how horrible it was" and "how it ruined #StarWars". I'm sick of all the hate being directed at #Disney, #KathleenKennedy and #RianJohnson. Were there things that could have been better? Yes, there could have been. But to go on... Continue Reading →
