Donnie the Conman
(A Frosty the Snowman parody)

Donnie the Conman

Was a dark and miserable soul

With a creepy stare and fake ass hair

And three hundred pounds of poop

Donnie the Conman

Locked the children away in cages

And no one was surprised when

Before our eyes

He turned into Hitler that day

There was a lot of evil

In that old MAGA hat they found

For when they placed it on his head

He began to spout vile things

Donnie the Conman

Was evil as he could be

And the children say

He did horrible shit

Just the same as a Nazi

Donnie the Conman

Knew the indictments were hot that day

So he said let’s run

And we’ll have fun

Now before I go to jail

So down to the village

With a cellphone in his hand

Tweeting here and there all around the square

Tweeting catch me if you can

He led them down the streets of town

Right to the Federal cop

And he only paused a moment when

He heard him holler stop

Donnie the Conman

Had to hurry on his way

But he waved goodbye

Saying don’t you cry

I won’t be back again some day.