Donnie the Conman
(A Frosty the Snowman parody)
Donnie the Conman
Was a dark and miserable soul
With a creepy stare and fake ass hair
And three hundred pounds of poop
Donnie the Conman
Locked the children away in cages
And no one was surprised when
Before our eyes
He turned into Hitler that day
There was a lot of evil
In that old MAGA hat they found
For when they placed it on his head
He began to spout vile things
Donnie the Conman
Was evil as he could be
And the children say
He did horrible shit
Just the same as a Nazi
Donnie the Conman
Knew the indictments were hot that day
So he said let’s run
And we’ll have fun
Now before I go to jail
So down to the village
With a cellphone in his hand
Tweeting here and there all around the square
Tweeting catch me if you can
He led them down the streets of town
Right to the Federal cop
And he only paused a moment when
He heard him holler stop
Donnie the Conman
Had to hurry on his way
But he waved goodbye
Saying don’t you cry
I won’t be back again some day.
