Disney didn’t ruin Star Wars

by Andres Diaz ©2020

Disney didn’t ruin Star Wars

You pathetic fuck

No one is firing Kathleen Kennedy

Oh, doesn’t that just fucking suck?

Luke Skywalker isn’t God

He’s a character in fiction

Stop strapping your happiness to him

Do you understand my diction?

Women and minorities exist

We deserve representation too

As do us LGBTQ+ people

You act like we’re running a coup

Star Wars isn’t just for you

Straight, cis-gender white boys

We’re sick of your bullying and won’t go away

Now go cry over your toys!