by Andres Diaz ©2019
“Hey, bitch face, what’s going on,” Ezrey’s voice came over the phone’s speaker.
“Not much skank ass,” Kel responded.
“Am I on speaker?” Ezrey asked.
“Yeah,” Kel answered. “I want my cat to hear how you verbally abuse me.”
“Well you tell him, next time he pukes in my shoe, I’m going to puke in his bed,” stated Ezrey.
“So what’s going on?” asked Kel.
“I was just calling to see how you’re doing,” Ezrey asked with concern in her voice.
“I’m doing okay, I guess. I started going to the gym again. I’m about to hop in the shower,” answered Kel.
“You don’t shower at the gym?” Ezrey asked.
“I can’t. I don’t know how it is for you girls, but showering in the men’s locker room is terrible. There’s a bunch of nasty perverts that will stand in the shower, staring at you while they jack off,” answered Kel.
“Gross!” exclaimed Ezrey. “I’ve showered in my gym and nothing like that ever happens.”
“You’re lucky,” said Kel. “We should hang out. We can both bitch about our men troubles and how neither of us will ever find a stable guy.”
“What are you doing tomorrow night? I’ve got some wine and some weird dollar bin dvd’s I haven’t watched yet,” said Ezrey.
“Sounds good. I’ll call you tomorrow morning. I’m going to jump in the shower now,” replied Kel.
“Great! Talk to you tomorrow, dick whistle,” said Ezrey.
“Love you too, bitch tits,” said Kel as he hung up the phone.