(FAIR WARNING, IF YOU’RE OFFENDED BY SWEARING, HIT YOUR BACK BUTTON NOW)
Al Go Rhythm
by Andres Diaz ©2019
Beware the beat of Al Go Rhythm
The tune that only some will hear
The party never stops with Al Go Rhythm
But he can stop your party mighty quick
Unless you dance to the tune of Al Go Rhythm
No one will see your posts
Forget posts of interest or intelligence
Forget posts that will bring you customers
Al Go Rhythm hates those things
Al Go Rhythm loves your dick and titty picks
He loves your social media feuds and celebrity crushes
He loves the controversial and the offensive
Al Go Rhythm says to fuck society
Fuck reason, fuck art, fuck your hopes and dreams
Al Go Rhythm says to fuck the world as it stands now
Create a better world filled with human garbage spewing sewage from their mouths
So fuck you if you depend on social media to bring customers
Fuck you if you can’t afford to hire an ad agency
Fuck you if you won’t bend yourself to Al Go Rhythm’s will
You are nothing without Al Go Rhythm
You are nothing at all
You must love Al Go Rhythm
Or you can fuck off!