So I’ve been feeling like writing some aggressive poems. These may not be some people’s cup of tea, but I’m writing these for me. I need to vent and let some things out and I’ve decided to do it through my poetry. Life is not all sunshine and buttercups, sometimes people shit all over you. Sometimes people who don’t deserve the spotlight and veneration they get, keep people from seeing the rest of us who have been working our asses off for years and still getting nothing! I’m sick of that shit and I’m letting the goddamn world know it!
YOU DON’T IMPRESS ME!
by Andres Diaz ©2019
You think you’re so special cause you wrote a sonnet
Well, Shakespeare had a colon and you’re all up on it
How can you breath with his sphincter around your neck
Before you pull out, his Sigmoid could use another peck
People fawn over every word you write
But your writing is so damn trite
You probably think you’re among the best
But you could be traded for any of the rest
It’s my goal to fucking excel
Even when I’m walking the pits of Hell
I don’t want to write some flavorless crap
If there’s a safety cord I’ll make it snap
I came here to fucking win
So take your books and sit and spin
Now look at me and quake with fear
Because I’ll be everywhere, far and near!