Old Mr. Robertson

Old Mr. Robertson (A Parody) by Andres Diaz Copyright 2019

Old Mr. Robertson

Hates them gays

He hates them all

And their fabulous ways

He hates their style

He hates their class

He hates that no man

Wants his wrinkly old ass

He hates their pride

He hates their flag

He hates the paper cuts

From his gay skin mag

He prays and prays

To keep the gays away

But thankfully for us

Forever they’ll stay!

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