Old Mr. Robertson (A Parody) by Andres Diaz Copyright 2019
Old Mr. Robertson
Hates them gays
He hates them all
And their fabulous ways
He hates their style
He hates their class
He hates that no man
Wants his wrinkly old ass
He hates their pride
He hates their flag
He hates the paper cuts
From his gay skin mag
He prays and prays
To keep the gays away
But thankfully for us
Forever they’ll stay!
