The Hustling Bee by Andres Diaz Copyright 2017
The Hustling Bee has no compassion for the poor
He knows of no kindness
No tolerance
No love
But his faith in his Lord is strong
He claims his Lord is Jesus Christ
J.C. doesn’t know him
J.C. doesn’t want to know him
J.C. only talks to people with courage
And morals
And values
J.C. taught kindness, tolerance, peace and love
J.C. chased money lenders out of the Temple
Hustling Bee thinks J.C. approves of punishing the poor
Hustling Bee thinks J.C. is down with discrimination of LGBTQ
J.C. often wonders what the Hustling Bee doesn’t get
About loving others and being accepting
While J.C. does preach tolerance he has his limits
J.C. doesn’t like the Hustling Bee’s child molester friend
J.C. loves animals as much as people
He hates how the Bee’s son killed that dog
And he really hates how the Bee covered for his son
And helped him evade prosecution
But J.C. is also very generous
He spoke to his Pops and made sure that the Bee goes to Hell
No matter how hard he begs for forgiveness, he’ll never get into Heaven
The Hustling Bee will ride the lava slide to Hell
He made sure the Hustling Bee will have the best time
The hottest fire jacuzzis
The shiniest pitchforks to poke him
And all the hot coals he can eat
The Hustling Bee does not know J.C.
The Hustling Bee only knows hypocrisy
And that’s why the Hustling Bee is going down!
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