The Newest Superhero
by Andres Diaz
Copyright 2017
In these horrible times where ignorance and bigotry rule
We need a new superhero to save us
His name will be Dafuq Yuthinkin’
And he will open a can of whoop ass
While shouting his name
You think letting people starve is ok?
Pow! Dafuq Yuthinkin’?
You think giving the 1% control of the country is good?
Pow! Dafuq Yuthinkin’?
You think sending soldiers to war for personal profit is good?
Pow! Dafuq Yuthinkin’?
You think taking away people’s healthcare is ok?
Pow! Dafuq Yuthinkin’?
Now Dafuq Yuthinkin’ is a very tired man
Opening so many cans of whoop ass
On so many stupid fools
So Dafuq Yuthinkin’ needs lots of deputy’s
Helping him keep up the fight against ignorance
And bigotry, hatred and other evils
So when confronted with some dumbass, foolish shit
Step up and say, “Dafuq Yuthinkin’?”
Just leave the can of whoop ass stuff to Dafuq
Cause he’s a professional!
This poem and many others like it are available in my poetry book, OTRONAUT!
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