The Newest Superhero

The Newest Superhero
by Andres Diaz
Copyright 2017

In these horrible times where ignorance and bigotry rule

We need a new superhero to save us

His name will be Dafuq Yuthinkin’

And he will open a can of whoop ass

While shouting his name

You think letting people starve is ok?

Pow! Dafuq Yuthinkin’?

You think giving the 1% control of the country is good?

Pow! Dafuq Yuthinkin’?

You think sending soldiers to war for personal profit is good?

Pow! Dafuq Yuthinkin’?

You think taking away people’s healthcare is ok?

Pow! Dafuq Yuthinkin’?

Now Dafuq Yuthinkin’ is a very tired man

Opening so many cans of whoop ass

On so many stupid fools

So Dafuq Yuthinkin’ needs lots of deputy’s

Helping him keep up the fight against ignorance

And bigotry, hatred and other evils

So when confronted with some dumbass, foolish shit

Step up and say, “Dafuq Yuthinkin’?”

Just leave the can of whoop ass stuff to Dafuq

Cause he’s a professional!